Mon frère… euh mon ennemi?
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said « Stop! Don’t do it! »
« Why shouldn’t I? » he said. «
Well, there’s so much to live for! »
« Like what? »
« Well… are you religious? »
He said yes. I said, « Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist? »
« Christian! »
« Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant? »
« Protestant. »
« Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist? »
« Baptist. »
« Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? »
« Baptist Church of God! »
« Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God? »
« Reformed Baptist Church of God! »
« Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915? »
He said, « Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915! »
I said, « Die, heretic scum », and pushed him off. »
